KLCC in my back

To tell the truth, I typed a whole shit long blog post on this device just as it decided that it wasn't long effing enough it cancelled it when I went to the toilet. So I'll be effing writing effing same thing hopefully on this effing thing again.

So basically, I'm in KL and have been for the past 3 days. For the first 2 days I have been busting my legs walking all over KL. For what? What else, buying components for my research and projects.

I am building:-

-FM Transmitter Bug

You know, those spy devices... Where the spy puts a device somewhere and hears everything it picks up. Yeah, that thing. Actually its a FM transmitter. Put it somewhere, switch on the radio, walla! you hear the cat killing rats. Which was the original idea. haha...


-Watercooling Block for the 80W Peltier Unit

Becaused I'm pissed I have to type this again, the matter of fact is I have bought an aquarium pump for this sole purpose. I hope I don't electricute myself in the process. And I need to build myself a radiator. And I am not calling this project a LC just because its liquid cooled because I am not a moronic mat rempit that doesn't know how to differentiate simple acronyms and thinks LC is a cool thing. Well, F you stupid morons...


-Property Defence System

I have bought a microcontroller, the Arduino Uno. This is going to be the brains and guts of this project. I hope I don't puke when I have to learn C language. Again... I really hope I don't break my mind doing this. I need to find a firing mechanism which will fire upon an unsuspecting person who is followed by a targeting system which is made by using an ultrasonic sensor.

let there be fear

It has arrived.
My microcontroller, my sensors and the components of mass stupidity.
Well, its probably going to bring fear into me and the cat while the world fears the imminent brink of the continuation of the Korean war. The thing I'm building?

A defence system.

An automated sentry gun to be precise. For this version, I'll name it 'Property Defence System'. It'll consist of a sensory system which detects the location of something and depending on the proximity of the subject, it'll shoot 'it' using the targeting system with a turret. Well, I won't be using a real gun, but a non-lethal BB gun. If I have time, I'll put a screaming T-rex. hahahaha...

bull's eye shit

The drink, Redbull.

The consequences, my probably hyperactive brain cells.

The conconction, Gatorade+Redbull.

The effects of the stupidity, the meaning of life. Well, that was after the sugar crush starts and everything starts to move very slowly in a slow motion video kind of style.

Children, don't try this. You'll hit puberty at 4 and grow hair on your shoulders and you'll be jumping on concrete till its sand again.

Adults and teens, hmm... thats another matter.

The first time I made this was when I was trying to climb a mountain on a bicycle. Which was a terrible idea until the 'man, moment and machine' thingy took place.

The man, one unoblivious human, me.

The moment, the stupid idea and when I was probably thinking how to push the other human down a gorge and I was damn too tired to do it. I drank the GetaBull. Hilarity ensues...

The machine, there was a bike and a car but mainly there was a brain wrecked beyond any comprehention.

So what in the hell happened?
Just don't mess with the brain with too much caffeine and sugar. It goes into rage mode. I kept thinking ONWARDS!!!ONWARDS!!!ONWARDS!!! KILL ALL HUMANS!!! That led to some non human thinking more towards to machine error overload.

The funny thing is, its legal high. It feels like eating chillies with cola which is also probably still legal in most parts of the world.

And don't think of trying to mix 100 Plus with Redbull. I tried it. I damn nearly puked on top of a stupid hill drinking that. My stomach just responded that I was too brilliantly moronic perhaps.

Now, back to todays world.
No, the thing with my defence components are still not here. Damn you. Just damn you. Now I need to wait. Damn you and more damnation if I have to wait longer.
Its good that I have other projects to work on. That would make life a little bit more bearable. Damn you...

sweet apple of death

Well, I'm back on my mobile. Brought to you by the sweet Pokka drink in the picture. Its a drink. No, it's not cider. So there will be no drunk ranting here. The drink itself is a sparkling drink usually found in glass bottles that have corks on it. This however is in canned form. The taste? Tastes like the sparkling drink you assholes like to think have alcohol but doesn't. It tastes great and costs like any other soft drink would.

Now, the news. I'm now anticipating a parcel containing my components that will power the defence project. So pray. Pray that I wont shoot at your head using a cannon while laughing and sipping my canned sparkling apple drink. PRAY.

Three two one NOOO!!!

Today is Aidiladha.
But am I home right now celebrating it with my family? Not this year. Why? Because of one idiot who decided to make us suffer the endless pain of not seeing our relatives and making it more unbearable with doing it with our final exams on the line. Thank you one man, thank you for making my life a bit more unbearable.

Well one Aidiladha without the comforts of home doesn't make that much of a problem does it? It's like every other day in life but seeing others at home with their families does make one want to burn the house to the foundations hard. Hmm... And the posts on Facebook that says this and that they are celebrating it with BBQ and parties just make it more making me load that unloaded shotgun ready to do a drive by shooting of a damn BBQ party that I crave every year... Mmm... This post makes me want to eat meat more.

By the way, drive safe and pray I don't come driving with a shotgun in my hand.

Selamat Hari Raya Aidiladha.

Sent from my iPod 4g

Misery fully utilised

You would think that I have a simple and abnormally pathetic view on life and how it goes around to ruin the foundations of the human spirit. That is completely somewhat true to a certain degree. But at the same time not. I would rather eat meat than some nuts to get protein. The fact is I want individualism so much I have my own motto that is "I did it my way". Sounds familiar? It's Frank Sinatra's song.

Being individualistic is hard in Malaysia. Why? Because it's a known thing that individualistic people are just different from others and that is the thing Malaysians have a hard time accepting. If something is different, burn it. Let it die and rot. That's what they(most) think. Don't believe me? Try being me. Believe me, you'll probably die of committing suicide or at the stake of a burning fire.

The weird thing is, in the west or other countries, individualism is perfectly positively accepted. But on the other hand when you are different here, you're immediately labelled weird, secular or just plain arrogant. What? Well excuse me. I have a brain and tend to use them for the future of human kind. Sorry for doing that you moronic pathetic cheapass. No wonder the world is laughing at us. You can't even differentiate global warming and the thinning of the ozone layer. For gods sake, 9/10 I asked said they're the same thing. Thats the nations future in rubble for you. That's because if you have a different thought or opinion, the majority always wins. Even when the majority is completely unaware of their pathetic inability to understand logic.

This post, no picture. Why? Because I have problems with the phone part and the pixelpipe app being a total letdown.

Sent from my iPod 4g

Today in history

Well this is also a friggin test post. But I'll persevere on with a full post.

See the picture? Is it a bird? Is it man? Is it a baboon thats dancing its red ass off? No. Thats my iPod Touch. To be precise, its my old one. I bought a new one about 2 weeks ago. Why? Why do humans have babies? Its the same point. The answer is progress. Some might call it moronic to buy an expensive product just because they bought an inferior crap. I say I couldn't care less about their non-existant point of view.

The truth is, I manage my spending strictly. Thats why I can splurge on expensive superior electronics and still get away with loose change to buy some accessories for it like a case. How? Let me say its from experience. And the undeniable truth that I'm not a smoker, nor a drug addict, nor a gambler, nor I drink vodka to forget. And the sad fact that I don't have a girlfriend. Still, there are some pebbles still loud to me that they are in the same situation but don't have money at all. Like I said, its from experience. And experience of managing money properly is not easy to get. I managed to collect my first thousand ringgit when I was in secondary school. Its just that when I spend, I tend to spend large sums of it at once.

Still saying that I crap money out of my ass? Well, I probably do. Its in gold. I crap gold. Just shut it and let technology progress.

Using the iPod Touch 4th gen is a bit mesmerising. Its beautiful. Its fast'er'. Its pornography to the cult of mac. Its just fantastic. So what happens to the old one? Do I throw it away? Do I sell it? It has so much sentimental value that makes you guilty to sell it. Hell with that idea. Its mine and hell does what I want to do with it.

So, why the elongated post at 4am in the friggin morning? Something cracked in my head? No, just wanted to tell somebody that the picture, isn't what you're getting. If I had posted a picture of a dead rat, and said thats yours. I would probably got stabbed by a swarm of bees hurled towards me from a car registring the number 4444. And I would then probably be in so much pain I'd be swearing nonstop for decades from the excruciating pain and trauma. Well, if my head is properly working at 4am that is.

Sent from my iPod 4g

Test

Well, someone asked me to write. Well, this isnt a post but a test if the bloody pixelpipe app is doing its job properly.

State of mind

Is it showing 10% humidity? Yes it is. While its humidity percentage, I'd rather not think it as my state of mind as my mind is running over its permissable limits and causing me to have severe Insomnia. How hard can it be to get sleep? Very damn hard indeed. I'd be an owl by the time I get some desperate sleep. Then there's the damn case when you manage to get some zzz's the bloody damn irritating barrage of alarms starts ringing. First the iPod, then the phone then the purposedly irritant prone alarm bell clock. Yes, it rings till you damn puke your damn brains out of your damn bleeding ears. It serves to only torture you till the day I will damn hurl it out my damn window with full force then hitting an unfortunate bystander. Then it'll be his fate of bell ringing death.

Damn you!!!

Onigiri and bloody massacre

See the onigiri I made? Those were the ones I made yesterday. Using the onigiri maker I bought at Daiso last time I went there. First, the onigiri made using those things are not what you would call structurally competant. Its all brittle if you insert fillings in the damn onigiri and will self destruct itself upon trying to eat it. Well, today was a bit better because I used some larger piece of nori(seaweed) which held the thing much more better than the ones before. But these new nori are quite lacking in taste so I have a lot of nori to get rid of.

To the massacre part. The time spent cursing the difficulty eating the crumbling onigiri, I had an epiphany. I'm going to build my self a defence system. Well, a mockup version that is. If I did a real one, I'd be living in a cave under a volcano with superweapons ready to fire at my finger tips. These were somehow inspired by watching Gundam 00. Well, I'll probably be having a massacre of cats being shot at using ping pong balls first. Now, I just need to get some components to build the thing and I need to learn programming. I hope I wont be killed by it first. Damn you crumbling onigiri!!!

Come on Japan

Well, yesterday I went to Daiso(yes, again) after I had bought some stuff for my projects and found some stuff there that made me happy and a bit angry at Japan. Look at the picture. It's an onigiri maker. For god's sake, how the hell did someone thought of that? This is cheating Japan! I seriously thought you people made onigiri by hand all the friggin damn time. It doesn't stop there. There were sushi makers, and loads more makers. You bloody cheaters. But then again, your damn brilliant invention made my life easier. Haha, I could now make perfectly shaped onigiri without shouting at rice or getting into deathmatch mode.

I haven't tried using it yet, so I'll post the aftermath of me trying to use the simple but cheatingly brilliant contraption. Looking at it, I actually see myself making not onigiri but bread instead of rice stuff with it. Damn you food making cheaters that made me use my hands making those disasters. Damn you!!!

Setting that aside, I just bought myself the iPod Touch 4g 8Gb. And I need to sell the old one for RM500 with a leather case and a new screen protector.