The drink, Redbull.
The consequences, my probably hyperactive brain cells.
The conconction, Gatorade+Redbull.
The effects of the stupidity, the meaning of life. Well, that was after the sugar crush starts and everything starts to move very slowly in a slow motion video kind of style.
Children, don't try this. You'll hit puberty at 4 and grow hair on your shoulders and you'll be jumping on concrete till its sand again.
Adults and teens, hmm... thats another matter.
The first time I made this was when I was trying to climb a mountain on a bicycle. Which was a terrible idea until the 'man, moment and machine' thingy took place.
The man, one unoblivious human, me.
The moment, the stupid idea and when I was probably thinking how to push the other human down a gorge and I was damn too tired to do it. I drank the GetaBull. Hilarity ensues...
The machine, there was a bike and a car but mainly there was a brain wrecked beyond any comprehention.
So what in the hell happened?
Just don't mess with the brain with too much caffeine and sugar. It goes into rage mode. I kept thinking ONWARDS!!!ONWARDS!!!ONWARDS!!! KILL ALL HUMANS!!! That led to some non human thinking more towards to machine error overload.
The funny thing is, its legal high. It feels like eating chillies with cola which is also probably still legal in most parts of the world.
And don't think of trying to mix 100 Plus with Redbull. I tried it. I damn nearly puked on top of a stupid hill drinking that. My stomach just responded that I was too brilliantly moronic perhaps.
Now, back to todays world.
No, the thing with my defence components are still not here. Damn you. Just damn you. Now I need to wait. Damn you and more damnation if I have to wait longer.
Its good that I have other projects to work on. That would make life a little bit more bearable. Damn you...
Sunday, November 21, 2010
bull's eye shit
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