pepsi is crack

I've never been a fan of diet anything product such as diet coke, diet pills, less salt crisps or less sugar stuff.
It tastes bland or deprives us of the joy and pleasure of taste and the word 'mmm...'.
Its bad tasting stuff that rids you of the guilt of taking huge amount of sugar and salt.
But look at that picture, how beautiful is that thing?
The sweetness of aspartame isn't as good as real glucose but would you want to argue if you see that bottle?
It's kick ass.
It looks like a bottle that you would kill a person with if it was made of metal or even glass.
The taste?
I'd rather put sugar in it and imagine that its guilt free.
It tastes like a wall.
A cola flavoured wall.
A cola flavoured wall that needs sugar topping.
But, still...
Just look at that bottle...
Mmm...